“That’s your otp”?
“They’re just friends”
“That’s your otp”?
“But they hate each other.”
“That’s your otp?”
“But they’re not gay.”
"That’s your otp?"
"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."
"That’s your otp?"
"But one of them is dead."
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
the new assassin’s creed looks great
can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a womanshots fired
Sometimes the person you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger
How absolutely dare you
So I was looking at new phones with my dad in the AT&T store. The guy helping us out shows me the Samsung Galaxy S5 new-thingy, and I ask about internet.
He goes, “Yeah, it supports different browsers really well, here let me pull up google chrome…”
Me: “….There’s Porn Hub on it…..”
My dad: “…..*rofl*
Sales guy: “Ah, come on! I am SO SORRY about that. Man I just don’t understand people these days! Let me pull up another browser…”
Me when the other browser comes up: “Oh look, there’s Porn Hub again…”
Sales guy: “……O___________O;;;;;;; I AM SUPER SORRY ABOUT THAT!! I can’t understand how anyone can do this stuff today!!”
My dad at this point is just quietly dying of laughter behind me, I’m straight faced like a hawk.
Sales guy: “Well, it’s capable of going to any site…as you can see…”
Me: “…..I think I’ll be getting the Galaxy S5 soon.”
That HD though…..damn son…..
A higher diety put that phone there JUST for Keeta, and she likes…..
Bun in all seriousness a number things are happening to Chase at the same time.
- Chinese water torture
Where water is slowly dripped on the subjects head until they are allegedly driven insane.
- He’s being quite literally painted as a Yellow Belly (coward) eternally. The everlasting painting of his stomach would also be a form of torture, due to it’s repetitiveness.
- He’s been stripped down to his boxers, which as anyone knows is a form of humiliating someone.
- Cutting a warrior’s hair in Chinese history is one of the worst forms of humiliating them, their honour and their fighting. A warrior would only cut their own hair if banished.
- He’s being stretched by his limbs.
- And I don’t know what you guys think of this, but that doesn’t look much like strawberry jam to me.
And since it’s only by his hands and feet it makes me think those aren’t normal constraints.
i just want to know how he even got chase in that thing
kimikoandchase, I’ll let you field this one.
((*clears throat, prepares to give a long speech, realizes she’s not up for it right now*
Long story short, Omi’s absence gave Jack confidence. He screwed around. Discovered a way to put Chase at his mercy. 80 years later the above happens))
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
knowing kpop without knowing DBSK is like knowing POP without knowing Michael Jackson or knowing classsic rock without knowing Beatles and so on